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Zeus old form: hello lame human, I’m a god that can kill you any second.
Interviewer: um….w-why would you d-do that? (scared)
Zeus: Haha, you actually took that seriously?
Interviewer: whew, thought you would kill me there…anyway, I’m going to ask you some questions, and you have to answer them, ok?
Zeus: All right.
Interviewer: my first question is, what is the highlight of your life?
Zeus: well, my life is so busy I mean, like, the people send WAY too many offerings and prayers to me, it’s crazy, im too busy answering them, sometimes I just wish I could be a person and lay my life down for once.
Interviewer: well….that doesn’t answer my question.
Zeus: well, Probably when I im not busy I tend to destroy temples and shrines of me so that im not that busy and the people don’t have a place to worship.
Interviewer: well, that doesn’t seem very efficent. Can’t you just destroy the people? I heard you killed your father, with his own scythe, tell me about that
Zeus: he tried to eat me! Wouldn’t you defend yourself?!?!?!?!
Interviewer: well, I wouldn’t do that. Anyway, here’s another question, I also heard your daughter athena, came out of your face!! How did that feel?
Zeus: that hurt like heck!! She just like, shot out of my face!
Interviewer: So enough of that, (shudder) tell me about your how you felt about your own son, hercules (herakles) killing your own sacred animal, your eagle?
Zeus: It was sad at first but I soon got over it. I am zeus after all I do forgive people including my son. Although was grounded for plenty of millennia after he became a immortal.
Interviewer: so lets get this straight, you don’t like being zeus
Zeus: I guess so…...its the biggest responsibility ever…..well maybe atlas’s is...considering how he has to hold the sky on his shoulders….but still….im so busy...
Interviewer: sounds like you want to be a different god, want us to have an “EXTREEEEEEEEEME GOD MAKEOVER!!!!!!!!!!”
Zeus: YES!!!! HOOK ME UP!!!
Interviewer: um….w-why would you d-do that? (scared)
Zeus: Haha, you actually took that seriously?
Interviewer: whew, thought you would kill me there…anyway, I’m going to ask you some questions, and you have to answer them, ok?
Zeus: All right.
Interviewer: my first question is, what is the highlight of your life?
Zeus: well, my life is so busy I mean, like, the people send WAY too many offerings and prayers to me, it’s crazy, im too busy answering them, sometimes I just wish I could be a person and lay my life down for once.
Interviewer: well….that doesn’t answer my question.
Zeus: well, Probably when I im not busy I tend to destroy temples and shrines of me so that im not that busy and the people don’t have a place to worship.
Interviewer: well, that doesn’t seem very efficent. Can’t you just destroy the people? I heard you killed your father, with his own scythe, tell me about that
Zeus: he tried to eat me! Wouldn’t you defend yourself?!?!?!?!
Interviewer: well, I wouldn’t do that. Anyway, here’s another question, I also heard your daughter athena, came out of your face!! How did that feel?
Zeus: that hurt like heck!! She just like, shot out of my face!
Interviewer: So enough of that, (shudder) tell me about your how you felt about your own son, hercules (herakles) killing your own sacred animal, your eagle?
Zeus: It was sad at first but I soon got over it. I am zeus after all I do forgive people including my son. Although was grounded for plenty of millennia after he became a immortal.
Interviewer: so lets get this straight, you don’t like being zeus
Zeus: I guess so…...its the biggest responsibility ever…..well maybe atlas’s is...considering how he has to hold the sky on his shoulders….but still….im so busy...
Interviewer: sounds like you want to be a different god, want us to have an “EXTREEEEEEEEEME GOD MAKEOVER!!!!!!!!!!”
Zeus: YES!!!! HOOK ME UP!!!
ZEUS NOW!!!!
zeus: haha, we meet again old friend...
interviewer: but we just met 5 minutes ago.....
zeus: but this time i have changed!!!!!!!!
interviewer: so....what do you feel like?
zeus: GANGSTAAAAAAA
interviewer: umm....all right so tell me, what are your powers?
zeus: well i have this AWESOME thunder bolt now (grabs psp) and I control all your electricity.
interviewer: Ok so do you feel more powerful now??
zeus: of course!! what’d i say i would do? I WILL BLAST YOU!!!!!!!
interviewer: no no!! please!
zeus: seriously? im messing with you, i havent killed anyone since today....actually i killed about 57 interviewers just like you.
interviewer:uh uhhhhh.....
zeus: So anymore questions?
Interviewer: Well I do want to ask you what your worst enemy is?
zeus: poseidon,he gets hydro plants and ruin my electricity lines.
interviewer: I know what you mean.
zeus: Is this my time to go?
interviewer: No, I still have one more question-what was easier on you, now or back then?
zeus: Probably back then because there were titans and things really tested me. although right now the people use my electricity a lot....like its a lot of work being the god of batteries!
interviewer: So since you know people from back then and now, who do you think needs you more?
zeus: Well back then they needed me for power and to survive tough times against the titans. Now the need me for the electricity, so probably back then, but they still need me now a LOT, see, IM REALLY IMPORTANT!!!!
interviewer: ok, so if your the king of the gods, and if there was only 5 gods in olympus, who would they be?
zeus: gee, thats a tough one, lets see, i would obviously choose myself cause you know...im way too awesome to die, second would be my wife, third would be my brother poseidon and fourth would be Hades since then nobody would be in charge of the underworld. but gee...i dont know about the fifth.....i mean i might pick apollo because there would be no sun without him, yet there would be no nature without pan. I guess all the gods are important.
interviewer: Well thank you for your time, and I hope to see you again.....
zeus: haha, we meet again old friend...
interviewer: but we just met 5 minutes ago.....
zeus: but this time i have changed!!!!!!!!
interviewer: so....what do you feel like?
zeus: GANGSTAAAAAAA
interviewer: umm....all right so tell me, what are your powers?
zeus: well i have this AWESOME thunder bolt now (grabs psp) and I control all your electricity.
interviewer: Ok so do you feel more powerful now??
zeus: of course!! what’d i say i would do? I WILL BLAST YOU!!!!!!!
interviewer: no no!! please!
zeus: seriously? im messing with you, i havent killed anyone since today....actually i killed about 57 interviewers just like you.
interviewer:uh uhhhhh.....
zeus: So anymore questions?
Interviewer: Well I do want to ask you what your worst enemy is?
zeus: poseidon,he gets hydro plants and ruin my electricity lines.
interviewer: I know what you mean.
zeus: Is this my time to go?
interviewer: No, I still have one more question-what was easier on you, now or back then?
zeus: Probably back then because there were titans and things really tested me. although right now the people use my electricity a lot....like its a lot of work being the god of batteries!
interviewer: So since you know people from back then and now, who do you think needs you more?
zeus: Well back then they needed me for power and to survive tough times against the titans. Now the need me for the electricity, so probably back then, but they still need me now a LOT, see, IM REALLY IMPORTANT!!!!
interviewer: ok, so if your the king of the gods, and if there was only 5 gods in olympus, who would they be?
zeus: gee, thats a tough one, lets see, i would obviously choose myself cause you know...im way too awesome to die, second would be my wife, third would be my brother poseidon and fourth would be Hades since then nobody would be in charge of the underworld. but gee...i dont know about the fifth.....i mean i might pick apollo because there would be no sun without him, yet there would be no nature without pan. I guess all the gods are important.
interviewer: Well thank you for your time, and I hope to see you again.....